This one’s a doozy.
One morning, I returned home after a PRAYER MEETING (this fact gains significance after you hear what my kid did) to find my ten year-old daughter sitting on the couch.
“Where’s your brother?” I ask
“He’s out riding his scooter” she replies
I think this a bit strange as it was 40 degrees out and not the best scooter riding weather, but whatever… he’s a kid right? So I go into the kitchen to do a little cleaning. As I am taking out the trash, I see the scooter leaning against the wall in the garage. Hmm. I go back to the couch-sitting daughter.
“When did you last see your brother?” I ask
“I don’t know.”
Detective Mom springs into action. Let’s see, I left for my meeting at 8:30am, it was now 10:30am. That means he had been MIA for 2 hours. I started to feel a little nervous and called the neighbors to see if he was there. Nope. I rode my bike around the neighborhood calling his name. Nothing. I called Hubby at the office. After some heated deliberation, (my crying, him saying “he’ll turn up”) we decided to call the sheriff.
The deputy took a full description and requested a recent picture of our son. They instructed me to stay at home by the phone. My neighbors and their kids took to their bikes scouring the neighborhood and nearby library. My husband, dressed in his suit, walked the small paths in the woods as the police cruiser drove up through fields and open areas.
I sat on our front step, praying, trying not to imagine the worst. In 1989, Jacob Wetterling was abducted while riding his bike in a town just north of us. He was never found. Jacob was eleven, our son had just turned twelve. I felt a rising panic. I didn’t want to become a news story. After an agonizing two hours, the sheriff called. They had spotted our son walking along the highway near our neighborhood. He was on his way home. I cried with relief as the police car pulled into our driveway with our son in the back seat.
The story he gave us was that he had decided to go for a hike. He planned ahead and packed his school back-pack full of water bottles. Hydration is important, right? After a stern lecture from the cop, yelling from Mom and Dad, laughter from the neighbors, and sneering from his sister, we resumed our daily life.
I returned to the kitchen and noticed my calendar, open on the counter. A large SHOTS with the perp’s initials was clearly written in for 1:00pm. It was now 12:45pm and we could just make it. As I mentioned this fact, the perp went ballistic.
“NO, NO!!! I DON’T WANT SHOTS!!! NOOOOOOOO”
Ah, now it all made sense. He had hatched this diabolical, yet poorly executed plan to avoid getting his shots. Well, not on my watch, Mister.
I hauled his sorry little butt to the car and turned up the radio to drown out his cries. I dragged him through the lobby of the clinic and into the exam room, ignoring the wide-eyed stares of the other mothers. I sat, reading a magazine, as he quivered and pleaded for mercy. Innocently, I asked if they had a few more shots they could give him. Unfortunately, the perp was up to date. Too bad.
This incident inspired me to form a new calendar code system. Now, no one knows what’s about to happen but me. It’s better this way.